Well, maybe not, but I did start a thread on the Tony Bourdain website called “Vegans Who Love Tony,” and it basically got bashed by foie gras lovers and parts-unknown eaters galore.
Anyways, I do love Tony. I have read and unapologeticlly loved, Kitchen Confidential and his follow-up book The Nasty Bits. Both great additions to my carry-on bag for a plane trip to Cali or train ride to DC. I also adore No Reservations, his culinary travel show on The Travel Channel, not that “other evil food channel,” as Tony likes to joke in his blog. However, I do have for fast forward through those ‘and now we’re sauteing a cow’s brain and liver’ scenes. I know, reading about it makes you cringe. But if you’ve read Tony’s books, you know his obsession for eating all-things-uncommon, origins way back to his youth. Tony used to gulp oysters and other strange things to get attention from his less-culinarily-adventurous family members. But enough history, onto the scoop-worthy Bourdain revelations.
I was reading an interview Mr.Bourdain did with the DCist, on his recent trip to Washington DC, and learned a few lovely, not nasty, bits of information about my favorite grumbly NYCer. Among the quotes I’ve found these facts:
-Tony has a young daughter, and wife, and he wants his daughter to eat “healthy and delicious” foods.
-Tony would love to do an Italy-themed “On the Road Again” style tour with Mario Batali, but he thinks the show on PBS with Gwyneth Paltrow and Mark Bittman, basically sucked.
…Tony’s exact, bleepable quote to follow, as well as many more interesting Tony revelations, including his feud with Alice Waters, after the jump…
Here are the exact quotes that I found interesting, and my commentary:
On Mario Batali and the Spain: On the Road Again Show:
“I would love to do something with Mario. It’s been an unrealized ambition to produce a show for Mario, honestly. He’s so smart. The guy knows so much. He’s easily the funniest and smartest celebrity chef out there. The Spain show. I’m disappointed.” -AB
“Okay, I’ll just say it. I think the Spain show is f***ing awful. Mark Bittman comes off unsympathetic to say the least. Bringing someone who cannot or will not eat jamon [Gwyneth Paltrow] to Spain is a misjudgment. My crew grinds their teeth with rage looking at the crummy production values. Bad camera work, bad sound, bad direction. The whole thing sucks. It’s unfortunate. It’s mesmerizingly awful.” AB
My Commentary: Wow. Mesmerizingly awful? I’ll admit Mark Bittman, self-proclaimed vegan thinker, but not eater, does come off a bit screwy, but that’s part of the PBS-produced, entertainment. And although Gwyneth and Claudia seem to be luke-warm friends at best, Mario brings the whole twisted group of misfits together for an entertaining, yet oddball travel and foodie show. But Tony probably has higher standards. He is the expert. And gosh a Bourdain/Batali in Italy show would be awesome. I heard Oprah wanted to come too….hmmm.
On His Desire for His Daughter to Eat Healthy, and for his family to possibly spend a year living among rice paddies in Vietnam:
“Bottom line: forget about social obligation, i.e. raise a well-adjusted daughter. I just think it’ll be fun for her. It’s a very child-centric, child-friendly country. They love kids. They indulge them. The food’s delicious and healthy. I love the idea of her learning to use chopsticks. She eats a lot of what her mom and dad eat. From looking back on my own childhood, if I had that, it would have been a very cool thing.” -AB
My Commentary: Yay Tony. You may eat calf brains and foie gras, but you know better for your daughter. You may have lost your healthy eating standards for yourself long ago, your thirst for a good dry Papaya Dog and Papaya Drink is still strong I guess, but for your daughter: healthy eating ambitions! The world is alright.
On His Despisement of Alice Waters:
“Alice Waters annoys the living shit out of me.” -AB
My Commentary: You’ll have to read the interview-in-full to read his entire analysis of Alice. But for the most part, I don’t totally agree. Alice Waters was amazing in her day. But to stand in Tony’s corner, I do think that the movement of healthy kids has gotten so dire, so fast, with childhood obesity becoming a forefront issue. Alice Waters is amazing, but the modern day fight need a swifter, more forward-thinking mind, more forward than the concept that school-based farm plots and such will save the kiddies and win the obesity battle. No hate mail though please. I do love Alice, I’d love to sit for a chai and organic farming chat with her.
Read the entire interview: Chewing the Fat-No Reservations With Anthony Bourdain, by DCist.
Read my review on the Spain: On the Road Again show, Tony may not agree, but oh well. Good fun.
Photo credit: wallpaper from Travel Channel, Anothony Bourdain Website.