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    Home » This and That » “God Knows What Vegans Get to Eat…” And other annoying quotes from Top Chef Masters with Zooey D

    by Kathy Patalsky · updated: Mar 14, 2020 · published: Aug 6, 2009 · About 6 minutes to read this article. 7 Comments

    “God Knows What Vegans Get to Eat…” And other annoying quotes from Top Chef Masters with Zooey D

    The elimination challenge on last night’s episode of Bravo TV’s Top Chef Masters featured Zooey Deschanel. The challenge was to cater a dinner party for 20 guests-and the food must be vegan, soy free and gluten free. I was shocked to see the world’s top chefs emotionally crumble when they heard the dietary restrictions for this challenge. Shocked! And there were a few incredibly annoying quotes (and gestures) on the show. One example was from food critic Gael Greene who said this ignorant remark: “I thought it was very elegant, a wonderful opening. The vegans seemed so surprised-God knows what they get to eat.” -Gael Greene, Insatiable Critic

    Poor Little Vegans. Ah yes, those poor pitiful vegans chowing down on green mush and cardboard crackers. Poor little things. But really Gael, your sympathy is not needed. I nearly burst out of my seat when I heard Gael’s statement last night on Bravo. And I have compiled ten more annoying quotes from last night’s show. But before I go on, I want to give a gold star shout out to Rick Bayless and Hubert Keller, both of whom performed the entire task without throwing even a smidgen of a “5 yr-old style tantrum outburst”. Most of the other chefs had their tantrum moments about the ‘vegan/allergy’ part of this meal. Come on guys. A real chef can cook for any diet. Anytime, anywhere, under any circumstances. Here are my top ten annoying quotes from the show (And my favorite positive remarks from the fabulous Rick and Hubert)…

    “In my experience of vegan food it tends to be a symphony of beige.” -Jay Rayner, judge

    All vegan foods are beige? Really? I don’t think so. This was just one of the absurd statements from last night’s Top Chef Masters. Well Jay, this vegan fennel citrus salad is certainly not beige:

    Onto the Quote Top Ten Count Down.
    Top Ten Annoying Quotes (and gestures) from Last Night’s Top Chef Masters featuring Zooey Deschanel. (She’s vegan with food allergies including gluten and soy.)

    10. Not actually a quote, but a gesture: When Chef Art Smith pounds his fist on the table in angst after hearing that ZD is a vegetarian.

    9. “I’m trying to do something that I have kind’ve a clue how to do.” -Art Smith, chef. on his decision to do the dessert course of the meal. But Art, are you really saying that you can’t cook an appetizer or entree for a vegan with special allergies? What if Zooey walked into your restaurant. Would you kick her out? Anyways…moving on…

    8. “Zooey’s diet goes like this: think of the things you like to cook and just say no….it’s all about no’s. It’s off-putting to say the least.” -Michael Chiarello, chef. What? You don’t like to cook the season’s freshest produce? Delicious grains? Legumes? Come on. Dramatic much?

    7. “I’ve only done one other vegan meal in my entire life and it was for the first lady, Hillary Clinton at the time.” -Michael Chiarello. One vegan meal ever?! Hard to believe. And is that really something to brag about in the culinary world? I really hope not.

    6. “No one ever cooks for me!” -Zooey Deschanel, guest of honor. Come on Zooey-there are hundreds of awesome vegan chefs and restaurants in LA, NYC, SF and all over the world where a chef could serve you an amazing meal.

    5. “That pasta is weird.” -Michael Chiarello commenting on his quinoa pasta. Hey, well I think foie gras, caviar, frogs legs and ribs are super duper weird!

    4. “It’s so rare that I get to eat anything other than raw vegetables so…I’m so happy.” -Zooey. What? Zooey, don’t perpetuate that horrible myth please. Such a silly statement!

    3. “I didn’t want to over complicate the dish. I’ve got brown and brown.” -Anita Lo. A few colorful veggies could’ve brightened up your plate, not ‘over-complicate’ it. When I recently tried the colorful 19-ingredient Singapore Slaw salad at restaurant Shang, it was a symphony of color, not a smidgen of over-complication. (Just a symphony of bliss and flavor).

    2. “I bought an organic rice milk. Frozen…..I’m not going to make something I don’t know how to make, I don’t have a recipe for.” -Art Smith. Uh, you improvised the vegan brittle didn’t you?! And that was a hit. Excuses, excuses Art. You are so talented! You could’ve done better than soupy melted Rice Dream with fresh strawberries…

    1. “In my experience of vegan food it tends to be a symphony of beige.” -judge Jay Rayner. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. Yes, so many beige apples out there. And I adore beige fennel, beige arugula and beige pomegranates. But the best are those beige avocados. Super cool, eh.

    And the bonus worst quote of the entire evening came from food critic Gael Greene who said this ghastly, insulting and ridiculous statement:

    “I thought it was very elegant, a wonderful opening. The vegans seemed so surprised-God knows what they get to eat.” -Gael Greene, Insatiable Critic

    But it wasn’t all annoying last night. Thanks to Rick Bayless and Hubert Keller. My favorite quotes of the night below…

    Rick Bayless Simply Rocks, Quotes:

    “In the Mexican repertoire there’s a lot of super delicious things you can do with vegetables and beans and grains and all that sort of stuff. So I can do this thing.” -Rick Bayless

    “When my daughter was young she had all sorts of struggles that made her gluten intolerant for some time…so I’m comfortable with what we’re doing” -RB

    “Rice ice cream? Bad choice, bad choice.” -RB. I sooo agree. Go with the coconut based stuff Art! Any vegan (or foodie) would know this.

    “This is fresh corn tamales with braised black beans, they have ancho chile and a (?) chipotle type chile and braised greens. Pleasure being able to cook for you all!” -RB. So yum. So gracious. Genuine guy. Super classy chef.

    “Traditional Mexican food has a lot of vegetable dishes in it.” -RB

    Hubert Keller is too Cool (and Talented) Quotes:

    “Besides vegan, I do vegetarian at the restaurants for many many years-so I should be good.” -Hubert Keller.

    (desrcibing the soup on his plate) “White gazpacho with cucumber, almonds, rice milk.” -HK. Yum! Any extra for me??? I heard you always make extra. Smart.

    Thank Rick!
    Retweet this post and tell Rick Bayless how much you love him. He tweets on twitter! @Rick_Bayless
    He also has a cool blog devoted to his Top Chef adventure: root4rick.

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    Hey there! I'm Kathy, lover of kitty cats, weekend baking, 90's movies, travel, beach fog and foamy lattes. Since 2007, I have been sharing my vegan recipes and photos. My goal is to make your cooking life a little easier, delicious - and plant-loaded - while sharing some LIFE and conversation along the way.

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    1. Meredith says

      August 19, 2009 at 10:39 pm

      Beige?! Because lord knows meat comes in a myriad of colors… This episode is rerunning tonight. What babies! Anyone can cook a slab of animal protein. The entire point of the challenge is to think outside your normal parameters and get creative within some restrictions – which many of us don't think are terribly hard restrictions, at that.

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    2. Anonymous says

      August 10, 2009 at 5:29 am

      I'm an omnivore but have eaten all kinds of vegan and raw food from a variety of cultures over the years and I found this episode just bizarre. It was just weird to see all these world renowned chefs and critics being so critical and in some cases condescending. I would think any good chef or critic would expose themselves to all types of foods. And the comments from the celeb they were cooking for where even stranger. The best vegan cheesecake I ever had was in all places Jackson, MS of all places and she's a celebrity and can't find a vegan resturaunt in LA or NYC. I can name over twenty vegan resturants that I've eaten at in NYC alone. It was just odd and a bit surreal even for this omnivore.

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    3. Anonymous says

      August 09, 2009 at 3:22 pm

      This is the kind of thing i dont understand. how can you call yourself a chef while not being able to work with anything besides animal products? I'm a vegan and i cook for my omni husband without tasting ANYTHING and he loves everything i do.

      c'mon, its ridiculous. and you can make simple but delicious and VERY COMMON foods like ratatouille, pears in red wine for dessert. limited, silly people…

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    4. whatissuitetabu.com says

      August 07, 2009 at 9:33 pm

      OMG, I am completing week one of my vegan lifestlye and I love it, this article was VERY entertaining, I have found so may cookbooks out there, discovered so many flavors and uses for my blender that , I truly believe, EXCUSES have become an artform among these chefs 🙂

      Great blog! Stop by mine sometime

      whatissuitetabu.blogspot.com

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    5. Justin says

      August 06, 2009 at 5:23 pm

      the gael greene quote really was the highlight of the show… instant classic comment

      Reply
    6. WizzyTheStick says

      August 06, 2009 at 5:18 pm

      Love, love, love, your site. I am not a vegan but I do love incorporating many 'vegan' side dishes with my meals. Well as far as possible because vegan substitutes are not always available in the Caribbean. I have not seen the show you referenced but I couldn't agree more with your opinion, vegetarian and vegan cuisine is wonderful and not all that difficult. I would think that a true chef would welcome the opportunity to think outside the box and create something delicious and different….I look forward to stopping by your site regulary and trying some of your wonderful recipes

      Reply
    7. Andrea says

      August 06, 2009 at 5:06 pm

      I do love Rick Bayless! I have "Mexican Everyday" and he offers many veg alternatives, though the coookbook is mainly omni.

      Reply

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